You know the honeymoon is over when
America needs Obama-care like
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like
and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Barack Obama
call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America !
Q: What was the most positive result of
the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.